......but thats ok cause im still fly.

the only reason im looking at this stupid website is cause friendster never ever works

2003-03-27T17:59:37Z

Have you..
01. Fallen for your best friend? no.
02. Made out with JUST a friend? yes.
03. Been rejected? ive avoided it in the past.
04. Been in love? not really.
05. Been in lust? yes.
06. Used someone? im usually using someone.
07. Been used? its never seemed like that.
08. Cheated on someone? no.
09. Been cheated on? no.
10. Done something you regret? clearly.
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Who was the last person...
13. You talked to? jd
15. You instant messaged? scott
17. You had lunch with? i didnt eat lunch yesterday. i havent today.
20. Who broke your heart? no one.
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Do you...
22. Colour your hair? never again.
23. Have tattoos? yup.
24. Have Piercings? nope.
25. Floss daily? like the way rappers use the word floss? definetly.
26. Own a web cam? yes.
27. Ever get off the damn computer? i dont spend too much time on it.
28. Habla espanol? vaguely.
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Have you/do you /do you have...
29. Considered a life of crime? frequently.
30. Considered being a hooker? if there was a non gay market id do it.
32. Are you psycho? no.
33. Split personalities? no.
34. Obsessive? very.
35. Obsessive compulsive? yes.
36. Panic? constantly.
38. Depressed? depresion is for quitters.
39. Suicidal? i wouldnt say im not.
42. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? i dont know what that means.
43. If you could be anywhere, where would you be? a vault full of money i could swim in. like the cartoon ducktales.
44. What would you be doing? i think i just explained that.
45. What are you listening to? the notwist
46. Can you do anything freakish with your body? i dont think so.
47. Chicken or fish? tofu.
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Current Clothes: clothes.
Current Mood: my jaw is very tense and im kinda nauseous.
Current Music: the notwist still
Current Taste: toothpaste.
Current Hair: sure.
Current Annoyance: my jaw is very tense and im kinda nauseous
Current Smell: nothing.
Current Favorite Celebrity: pharrel.
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FAVORITE...
Food: i dont like eating.
Drink: vanilla coke.
Colour: black.
Shoes: i love shoes.
Movie: zoolander.
Vegetable: celrey i novel.
Fruit: i like most fruits.
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ARE YOU...
Understanding: i understand everything.
Arrogant: not really.
Insecure: terribly.
Interesting: probably.
Friendly: usually.
Smart: very.
Moody: not really.
Childish: sure.
Independent: in theory but not practice.
Emotionally Stable: i dont know.
Shy: not as much as i thought i was.
Attractive: sure.
Bored Easily: always.
Responsible: not terribly.
Sad: sure.

"............. you're ever so fucking witty."

2003-02-28T08:21:45Z

none of it tasted right.

breakyourself @ 2003-02-20T14:41:00

2003-02-20T19:51:19Z

i thought it was bad when i cut my finger because it just bled and bled.

when my eyes started bleeding i realized it was bed time.

breakyourself @ 2003-02-14T16:46:00

2003-02-14T21:53:40Z

scott and i started a record label.

www.stillflyrecords.com

nice to hear from you.

2003-01-30T18:51:34Z

its been a while

motherufckers is like "oww!"

2003-01-28T06:30:18Z

why have we "left yet"?

also you should love animal crossing as much as i do.

your life would be better.

oh no!

2003-01-20T07:16:33Z

eighteen hundreds style.

BREAD and WATER.

thats much funnier than you would think.

i flow futuristic

2003-01-20T07:13:48Z

http://www.calamityproject.com/periodboard/read.php?f=1&i=9947&t=9947
http://www.calamityproject.com/periodboard/read.php?f=1&i=9948&t=9948
http://www.calamityproject.com/periodboard/read.php?f=1&i=9949&t=9949

its almost like were talking to each other in PERSON!

what a rusty carousel.

2003-01-20T07:08:14Z

though morbid in apperance and demaeanor the ringmaster had a FABULOUS vocabulary.

breakyourself @ 2003-01-18T15:33:00

2003-01-18T20:33:31Z

im tired of everything

if the opportuinty ever arose this would be truth

2003-01-16T05:53:00Z

recently (on the highlights):

-stenciling the city.
-went to start for the first time. sketchy.
-pills and the ill nug were nice.
-i dont recall much else off hand.

thats why i havent posted much.

im the busiest person with nothing to do.

if the opportuinty ever arose this would be truth

2003-01-16T05:48:18Z

what's YOUR deepest secret?
brought to you by Quizilla

how many chicks can you fit in that ride.

2003-01-09T19:33:16Z

this song is seriously my fucking anthem.

HEY!

2003-01-09T19:11:43Z

break whatever you want but dont forget to pose.

steady mr powers!

2003-01-09T17:53:46Z

seriously this is futile.

1) Name: andrew.
2) Birthday: 11.21.80
3) Zodiac Sign: i dont know.
4) sex: dood.
5) What Time Is It? twelve thirty seven in the daytime.

Last Person Who......
6) you wanted to punch: me.
7) Slept In Your Bed: me. in terms of not me jess and tyler.
8) Saw You Cry: i dont know.
9) Made You Cry: my life.
10) Spent money on: myself.
11) You Shared A Drink With: i dont know.
12) You wanted to slap: you.
13) You Went To The Mall with: scott probably?
14) Yelled At You: i have no idea.

Have you ever..
16) Taken A Picture Of Yourself With A Milk Mustache And Sent It to The Milk People: nope.
17) Said I Love You to And meant it? at the time.
18) Gotten Into A Fight With Your Dog/Cat/Bird/Fish/Etc.? other peoples.
19) Been To New York? yes.
20) Been To Florida? yes. awful place.
21) California? i want to move there.
22) Hawaii? nope.
23) Mexico? not yet.
24) China? no.
25) Canada? yes.
26) Danced Naked? nooope.
27) Dreamed Something Really Crazy And Then It Happens The Next Day? once i had a dream about my friend shaving his head completly bald (he had long hair at the the time) and the next day he came over my house with no hair at all. seriously it was creepy.
28) Stalked Someone? not really.
29) Had A Mud Bath? nope.
30) Wished You Were The Opposite Sex? i wish i was black.
31) Had An Imaginary Friend? yeeeup.
32) What time is it? twelve forty two pm
33) apples Or bananas? bananas!
34) Red Or Blue? red.
35) Backstreet Boys Or N Sync? timberlake!
36) WalMart Or Target? walmart.
37) Spring Or fall? not winter.
38) Santa Or Rudolph? santa is better.
39) Math Or English? english.
40) What Are You Going To Do After You Finish This Survey? maybe go home.
41) What Was The Last Food You Ate? ice cream last night.
42) High School Or College? hahahahaha.
43) Are You Bored? terribly.
44) How Many Of Your Buddies are on? im not on instant messanger.
45) Last Movie You Saw? half baked.
46) Last Noise You Heard: snoring, bad mp3s and the phone ringing.

Who...
47) Laughs The Weirdest? i do not know.
48) Will Grow Up And Be A Model? me!
49) Going To Have The Most Kids? not me!
50) Have You Known The Longest? george probably?
51) Loudest? drinking mike.
52) Is The Quietest? jess maybe?
53) Do You Have The Most Classes with? no one.
54) Will Fill This Out And Send It Back The Soonest? thats a dumb question.
55) Who Is The Funniest? drinking mike?
56) Who Is The Moodiest? me.

About Your Friends:
57) Who Can You Tell Most Of Your Secrets to: i lie constantly.
58) Who Do You Usually Go To About All Of Your Problems: nobody.

The Last Few Questions
60) Last Time You Went Out Of State: recently.
61) Lucky #: nope.

62) Things You Like In A Girl/Guy?: an obsessive desire to please me.
63) Weirdest Thing About You? i dont like myself at all.
64) Do you have crush on someone? maybe.
65) Do they have a crush on you? who knows?

*What Do You Think About Ouija Boards? ive never seen one before.
*What Book Are You Reading Now? im not.
*What's On Your Mouse Pad? morrissey
*Favorite Board Game: uno.
*Favorite Magazine: vice.
*Favorite Sound: breakdowns.
*Favorite TV show: south park.
*Worst Feeling In The World: waking up.
*What Is The First Thing You Think When You Wake In The Morning? marathons.
*Do you like Scary or Exciting Roller Coasters? theyre fun but ill get sick.
*How Many Rings Before You Answer? depends on whos calling.
*Future Daughter's Name: no.
*Future Son's Name: no no no.
*Chocolate Or Vanilla? chocolate.
*Do You Sleep With A Stuffed animal? nope.
*If You Could Have Any Job You Wanted, What Would It Be? jay zs entire life.
*Are You A Lefty, Righty, Ambidextrous? righty.
*Do You Type With Your Fingers On The Right Keys? no but i can type faster than you.
*What's Under Your Bed? carpet.
*Favorite movie to watch: presently goldmemeber.

KNIFE! FIGHT! KNIFE! FIGHT!

2003-01-07T19:19:27Z

parasol spinning casually like "im an artist please dont laugh at me"

by the way i am officially dying.

breakyourself @ 2003-01-07T01:21:00

2003-01-07T06:29:42Z

it would be cool if instant mesanger worked right now.

heres a poll

1. What time is it? 1:29 am
2. Name that appears on your birth certificate: andrew parker norton
3. Nicknames: drew
4. Parent's names: anne and john
5. Number of candles that will appear on your
next birthday cake: twenty three
6. Date that you will blow them out: 11/21/03
7. Pets: cats. i miss them.
8. Eye color: blue.
9. Hair color: dark.
10.Number of piercings: none.
11.Tattoos: yup.
12.How much do you love your job: i dont do that really.
13. Favorite colors: black.
14. Hometown: melrose presently.
15. Current residence: roses are red.
16. Favorite food: nothing.
17. Been to Africa: nope!
18. Been toilet papering: hahahah halloween.
19. Loved somebody so much that it made you cry: not really.
20. Been in a car accident: a couple.
21. Croutons or bacon bits: bacon bits.
22. Sprite or 7 up: they are both gross.
23. Favorite movie: true romance?
24. Favorite Holiday: halloween.
25. Favorite day of the week: they are all the same.
26. Favorite word or phrase: chillin
27. Favorite toothpaste: crest whitening!
28. Favorite Restaurant: spikes?
29. Favorite Flowers: red ones.
30. Favorite cola: vanilla coke.
31. Favorite sport to watch: football? i dont really care about sports.
32. Favorite ice cream: oreo.
33. Favorite Sesame Street Character: oscar.
34. Disney or Warner Bros: disney.
35. Favorite fast food restaurant: the bell!
36. When was your last hospital visit? last september car crash style.
37. What color is your bedroom carpet: off white.
38. Worst thing a friend can do: thats a dumb question.
39. How many times did you fail your driver's
test: twice.
40. Who is the last person you got e-mail from
before this: i avoid my email.
41. Have you ever been convicted of a crime: nope.
42. What single store would you choose to Max out
your credit card? that decision is too hard for me to make.
43. What do you do most often when you are bored: the wrong stuff.
44. Name the person that you are friends with
that lives the farthest away: i dont know offhand.
45. Most annoying thing people say: reminding me to do things.
46. Bed time: soon.
47. Who will respond the quickest: i dont know.
48. Who is the person you sent this to that is
least likely to send it back: i dont think the question applies in the medium.
49. Favorite all time TV show: south park.
50. Favorite band or singer: morrissey and the human furnace are my favorite singers.
51. Last person you went out to dinner with: my parents a few days ago.
52. What excites you about life? not too much.
53. Who's your crush? why would i tell you that.

breakyourself @ 2003-01-07T01:16:00

2003-01-07T06:18:43Z

ps WORST DAY OF ALL TIME

i got trapped out in the cold.

i briefly died at scotts.

a serious of other indigneties went down.

it was a total bum out.

breakyourself @ 2003-01-07T01:15:00

2003-01-07T06:15:42Z

complete porn party scandal doods.

STILL FLY

2003-01-05T22:49:22Z

the idea of away message motivation is seriously the most lazy thing ive ever thought about.

breakyourself @ 2003-01-04T20:18:00

2003-01-05T01:19:00Z

2 k tre buffet style.

sweeeeeeeeeeet.

this is a test.

2003-01-05T01:17:12Z

breakyourself @ 2003-01-04T20:11:00

2003-01-05T01:12:17Z

ironing board party!

yesterday or mabye today i bought a fat joe 12" single.

im psyched on it.

not much else is going on.

the walls are pretty thin here.

2003-01-03T07:27:53Z

i thought of things i wanted to say but then i forgot them.

should i be bummed out?

2003-01-02T01:52:29Z

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